Donald Trump Photo Dump

Happy Valentine’s Day,y’all.

Some of his finest looks for you to savour in perpetuity… sorry ladies,he’s spoken for. Sorta.

 Dominick Reuter/Reuters

Cartman when he discovers irony.

 Carlo Allegri/Reuters

Making a bigly fist of politics.

 Carlos Barria/Reuters

That time a journalist asked him his opinion about the separation of church and state.

 Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

Uncle Don is the best president ever. In the history of America. Yass… US-A, US-A. Fuck yeah.

Mike Segar/Reuters

Toupee, or not toupee. The great existentialist question of our times. Windswept and interesting.

 Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

Make way, fake news, it’s my birthday. Mel promised me a birthday BJ.

 Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

And jingoism for all.

 Jonathan Ernst /Reuters

Ughhh, people of colour. Feminists. Mexicans. The LGBTQ community. Diversity reports really test Big D’s gag reflex.

 Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

The international sign of the asshole. Or donut. He always gets those two confused, leading to some awkward state banquet faux pas.